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dribble-x-pibble:

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the-most-phenomenal-banana:

the-most-phenomenal-banana:

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

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pngblog:

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bucatinibucatini:

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

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dogpuppy:

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girlinyourphone:

aww, did your post flop? you didn’t even get a single note? how embarassing… mommy will like it for you. and if you’re extra good, I might even reblog… 💕

#tumblrkink

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maddestmewmew:

she let me hit because i asked and she agreed due to our mutual sexual attraction 😎😎😎😋😋💯💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🛹🛹💥😱😭🪦🌕

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eightball:

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akashicrecord:

This bass line will keep me from being institutionalized

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louisegluckpdf:

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

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h4nifah:

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

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junglejim4322:

junglejim4322:

Been really getting into something called doing whatever I want lately

Turns out some people really hate when you do this

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scarymonsters-protectivespirits:

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glutko:

It Made My Things GONE!

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queermasculine:

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

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